January 2012
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
Just saw a facebook status: →
funniest10k:
“Who cares that Steve Jobs is dead?!? What has he ever done for me??” Via Facebook for iPhone
Idiot.
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At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
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I’ve been buried alive.
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
andquoteme:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
Accurate .
December 2011
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
bang-bang-your-dead:
and you end up touching there face
